That’s Some Shit

A bowel movement and a job are very similar. You always end up dealing with some shit and when you’re finished you should have a sense of satisfaction. Dan – 2021

Alas, Poor Internet, I knew it Well

We know not this land we live,  souls crushed beneath darkness made. Become now the sleepless night,  harbinger our deepest sorrow. Our saviour’s beacon, now the darkness. Snuffed, in hands we hold, the promises of all been told. Lay broken on the sands of youth.

Design of experiment: November 20, 2019 – The existential relationship between a refrigerator’s open or closed binary state and the refrigerator’s contents held therein.

Today we join our hero working diligently, as always, on the confounded act of writing. You know him of course as a person perpetually perplexed with the world’s great mysteries. Today is no different. Today we’ll be looking at a refrigerator. Specifically, we ask: If a refrigerator light indeed goes out when the door closes,… Continue reading Design of experiment: November 20, 2019 – The existential relationship between a refrigerator’s open or closed binary state and the refrigerator’s contents held therein.